A healthy level of insanity

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A friend of mine sent me this list on how to maintain a healthy level of insanity. Honestly, I tried some of them and I added some to the list. I encourage you to do the same. How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity... 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that. 4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in". 5) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 7) Ask people what gender they are and then laugh hysterically after they answer. 8) Specify that your order at the drive-through is "to go". 9) When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won! I won!" 10) Tell your friend five days in advance that you can't come to their party because you're not in the mood. 11) If you have children...at the dinner table tell them that "due to the economy you're going to have to let one of them go" (personally this one's very mean but funny later). 12) When someone says, "Have a nice day" tell them that you have other plans. 13) When leaving the zoo run out screaming "They're loose!" (I don't recommend this one...for obvious reasons) 14) Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa. 15) Meow or bark occasionally. 16) Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you!" 17) Stare at people through the tines of the fork and pretend they are in jail. 18) Make up a language and ask people for directions. 19) While in the elevator with just 2, you and another person, make sure you stand as close as possible to them without touching them or making any eye contact. 20) While in the waiting room of your doctor's office, hum elevator music and ask where it's coming from. 21) Make up nicknames for your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point there, Sparky." 22) Send an e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing "If you need me I'll be in the restroom." 23) Hi-Lite your shoes and tell people that you haven't lost them since you did it. 24) Feign and unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers. 25) When at a pet store come up to the cashier and sing "How Much is that Doggy in the Window?" Some of these are over the top but I just hope you had a good laugh.