What would you do if you were confronted by a dastardly kangaroo with a bazooka?

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I would give him all my coconuts and beg him to leave me alone! But he would probably kill me anyways, since he is no ordinary kangaroo, but a DASTARDLY one too. It is a well known fact that these kangaroos roam the planet demanding coconuts from terrified civilians. Make sure you have plenty of coconuts when you meet one of these creatures! For if you don't they will require your blood as payment.