Make me laugh!

My son tells me jokes to make me feel better, these 2 are ones he tells a-lot. Hopefully they make you smile. Q:Why did the bear get married? A:Because he found his honey Q:Why did the bunny croos the road? A: To show his girlfriend he could HIP HOP. I know they are silly but they are made for smiles.

Little Brenda came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a digital camera for my birthday." Brenda had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Brenda's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a digital camera for her birthday. Little Brenda, of course, thought she did. Brenda's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Brenda to reflect on her behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Brenda, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a digital camera for your birthday." Little Brenda stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a digital camera for my birthday. I want a good one. Your friend, Brenda Brenda knew that this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God, This is your friend Brenda I have been a good girl this year and I would like a digital camera for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Brenda Brenda knew that this wasn't true either. So she tore up the letter and started again. Letter 3 Dear God, I have been an "OK" girl this year. I still would really like a digital camera for my birthday. Brenda Brenda knew she could not send this letter to God either. So, Brenda wrote a fourth letter. Letter 4 God, I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a digital camera for my birthday. PLEASE!!! Thank you, Brenda Brenda knew, even if it were true, this letter was not going to get her a camera. Now, Brenda was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mom that she wanted to go to church. Brenda's mother thought her plan had worked as Brenda looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Brenda's mother told her. Brenda walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Brenda went into the church and up to the alter. She looked around to see if anyone was there. Brenda bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. She slipped it under her shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to her room. She shut the door to her room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Brenda began to write his letter to God. Letter 5 God, I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THECAMERA! Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

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if i can laugh everybody,i will do it

I love elephants so this has to be my favorite joke. How do you get an elephant into a safe way bag? You take the f out of safe and the f out of way!! get it, there is no f in way. you have to say it all together to get it. Hope that made you smile.