Which is worse marijuana or alcohol?

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I can say from experience I know the answer to this one. It's definetly alcohol. Alcohol makes me fight over things I won't remember in the morning, fall down and bruise myself, get DWIs, sleep in the wrong bed, and feel like poop in the morning. Marijuana relaxes but not impairs me, heightens my sense of humor, makes me appreciate food, improves my mood, ands it's not rotten liquid I have to swallow. Does that explain how I feel?