What is irony?

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@xboxboy (5576)
October 13, 2007 7:28pm CST
my friends and i (after sharing some blue smarties and a swig of bucky) were discussing the best definition of 'irony'. i said it would be a soap manufacturer killing himself by slipping on a soap bar shaped liked a banana skin. what is youe definition of irony?
4 responses
14 Oct 07
irony is you saying something funny!
15 Nov 07
irony is YOU being funny.
• United States
15 Oct 07
What happens is different of what you expect to happen. I will give you 10 examples. I purchase a bus ticket only to be offered a free ride shortly after. A time traveler goes back in time to stop an incident from occuring only to accidently cause the incident once the time traveler reaches the past. A kid skips school because he wants to relax only to discover it was surpise carnival day at school. A brother sold his game console so he can have enough money to get his sister a cd for her music player only to discover his sister sold her music player so she can get him a video game for his game console. A king heard a prophecy that his son will overthrow him so he abandoned his son only to discover his son overpowered him because he abandoned him. A single woman finally meets the man of her dreams only to discover he is already married. A person of severe mental deficiency accusing anyone else of being of lesser intellect. Downloading a virus scanner that has a virus. A con artist being conned. A prank backfires on a prankster. That should give you some idea of what irony is.
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
15 Nov 07
Oh, like when I was even younger and giddier and told an old professor, "OK, I'll get out of your hair now!" and he pointed to his bald head and said you might as well stay and learn something. Anything.
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@drannhh (15219)
• United States
14 Oct 07
It is when the laundry got left in the dryer for 3 days and nobody pressed the "on" button, and then I look at all those nasty wrinkles, shrug my shoulders and say, "I don't feel irony today so I guess I'll just leave them where they are at."
@AD11RGUY (1265)
• United States
16 Nov 07
Irony? How 'bout giving dad a new billfold for xmas.