Funny English
By AnoChaudhary
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
India
October 18, 2007 7:30am CST
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??
I was offline for a few days and when i checked my mail this one made me laugh so i thought i will share with everyone here on mylot :) I hope you enjoy it - Ano
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5 responses
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
19 Oct 07
Hello Kowgirl LOL thank you for adding that...and i agree English language IS a play of words :)
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
19 Oct 07
Hello Kowgirl LOL thank you for adding that...and i agree English language IS a play of words :)
@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
19 Oct 07
Hello youless you are most welcome and i am glad you enjoyed it :)
@lightningMD (5931)
• United States
18 Oct 07
Those were very funny. Thanks for sharing them with us. I can always use a good laugh.
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@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
19 Oct 07
Hello lightningMD you are welcome and i am glad you enjoyed them :)
@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
• India
18 Oct 07
And Ahhh! here comes Ano back with another, nice piece.. It is really enjoyable. Hold on! i must watch what Transdisc, Jimbo, Ivor, Applecarro...( I couldnot recollect his user name) are going to say about this:) Enjoy Peace Within.
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@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
18 Oct 07
Hello Venkatesh LOL thats sweet :) i hope u r doing well and i was offline for a few days :)
@catskisses (434)
• United States
18 Oct 07
LOL.. how funny.. thank for the laughs.. I think numbers 3 and definitely number 10 are my favorites.
And one of my longtime ones, "Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?"
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@AnoChaudhary (1719)
• India
18 Oct 07
hello Catskisses wow thanks for adding the parkways and driveways LOL and i am happy you enjoyed this :)
