what are some on-the-spot jokes you heard and laughed really hard?

@daryljane (3406)
Philippines
October 18, 2007 10:58pm CST
i had this gathering with my HS buddies and were all sober and making nasty jokes at each other..then one the guys asked us to go and visit his girlfriend in the hospital..so off we went. then its past midnight already and we stayed outside still cracking jokes. one of the girls said if we believe that the spirits are all black..then we said really? what if theyre white..someone answered..oh its a nurse..im sure! then what if its a girl..then its a white lady..hmmm then one asked, what if it a boy..someone answered, its a male white lady... OMG!! oh well..we were asked by the guard to stay away because were already disturbing the patients..lolz!
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@raijin (10345)
• Philippines
19 Oct 07
I am fond of making jokes, to establish a better relationship with other people. One time, I remember our high school girl classmates. We're under biology subject that time, about other ways of reproducing. I remember these girls group as one of those meanest and always pride of themselves, they think of themselves as 'famous.' As the class goes on, they all can't seem to sit still on their chairs. They always look at their pocket mirrors, talk with each other that almost caused disturbance in our class. So after the class, I can't help but talk to them and relate them on the topic we discussed on our biology subject, knowing that they didn't pay attention, I told them they are like those 'test-tube babies' our instructor/teacher were talking about. Surprised, all the people who were there who heard the words I said, burst into laughter.