jokes....
@angelic_devil (114)
India
October 28, 2006 3:13am CST
Share nice and decent jokes with the other members of the community.....the jokes should be nice otherwise serious action would be taken....
7 responses
@phyxius (3464)
• United States
29 Oct 06
Answering machine message 32
Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.
@angelic_devil (114)
• India
29 Oct 06
A teacher asks a student,
Teacher: y r u getting so less marks?, last year u were rank 2 after billy .
Student: yes maam, it is because i sat with billy last year
@angelic_devil (114)
• India
29 Oct 06
student is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour"."But yaar", he says,"I am rechecking my answers."
@rmuxagirl (7548)
• United States
14 Nov 06
Every friday afternoon teacher would give a quiz an who answered the question right didn't have homework. Every week little johnny couldn't answer the question, so one day he painted to golf balls black. When quiz time rolled around on friday he rolled the golf balls down the aisle. When teacher picked them up she said "Who's the comedian with black balls?" Little Johnny stood up and said "Bill Cosby, see you monday!"
@angelic_devil (114)
• India
15 Nov 06
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
@angelic_devil (114)
• India
15 Nov 06
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
@UNCLEBILL22 (339)
• United States
7 Nov 06
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall???
DAM !!
@raeleighb (384)
• United States
15 Nov 06
When the college students walked in the class room their English was no where to be seen and after a few minutes they left. The Professor later asked why all his students left, explaining that his hat was on the desk, that means he'll be back in 5 minutes. The next day the Professor walked into his class, nothing but a hat on each desk.
@marymarilyn (42)
• United States
1 Nov 06
why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
To see the buter FLY
