Anybody whom / Any books/ Any quotes you admire the most.... & why?

Not a famous quote, but one that I found funny. It came from my mother, whom never said much neg. about anyone. One day my older sister did something and mom said. (She's alright in her own way, she just doesn't weigh enough.) I have allways thought this funny, and thinking of her saying this allways brings a smile to my face. I miss her greatly!