Funny T-shirts - let's hear it from everyone

Stupidity is not a crime. You won't be arrested! If brains were dynamite. You couldn't blow your nose! I'm the guy (girl) your parents warned you about.

I've seen some of them here in our country, but not those Disney made. They are originally made here, written in our language. There's one written infront of the shirt that says, "What are you looking?" Then at the back, "Still lookin'?"

I own 2 that people love seeing. "Stop Reading My Shirt" "Cancel My Subscription. I Don't Want Your Issues" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~

I saw one the other day and it said "the dog did it". For some reason I found that terribly funny.

I have one that I wear that my niece gave me that says picked last in Gym Class. I love it and it always gets a laugh and a comment when I wear it.. As a matter of fact it is worn out and I would like to find another one.

I got my son a tshirt for his bday last year. New attiude to start in 5 minuits. Please stand by. lol i thought that was cute.He didnt.

I am not sure if it was funny, but I get a lot of attention by wearing it. Believe or not, I was wearing it before my Aikido classes... "Girls kick butt"

Lol... one that I've seen has written on the back "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up". lol. Another, has an ape on it, and says "I don't have an attitude it's my personality." A third, "Not only am I perfect, I'm a redhead too!" There are lots out there, but I can never remember them all... Brightest Blessings.

Being the strange individual that I am, with a somehow sick sense of humour, I really liked a t-shirt that was quite popular among the Punk community in the late 70s and early 80s. Of course, in these days of political correctness, some may find this of a dubious taste. It was the infamous "Adolf Hitler European Tour 1939-45", with the following dates: September 1939: Poland September 1940: England -- CANCELLED April 1940: Norway April 1941: Yugoslavia May 1940: Luxembourg May 1940: Holland May 1940: Belgium June 1940: France May 1941: Greece June 1941: Crete August 1942: Russia -- CANCELLED July 1945: Berlin - The Bunker Once again, I feel the need to add a little disclaimer for the people who may be offended: I do not condone what Hitler and his disgusting regime did, and I despise the atrocities the Nazis committed like any reasonable person. However, humour is often based on the shocking aspect of it. After all, there are jokes about the Inquisition, which was in my view just as despicable as the Nazis. I hope I made myself clear and no one will see this shirt as an insult, as it is not in my intention to offend anybody.

You stole mine! I have the "I'm Grumpy because yo're Dopey" one. Another one I like is "I've kidnapped myself, please pay me $100 for my safe return" I know a few rde ones that are funny too, and a few you'd have to see the picture to understand.