If the occasion arose and you found you had no toilet paper in the house....

Oh my goodness..I forgot to buy toilet paper...wha - Have you ever gotten to the bathroom and realized you hadnt bought toilet paper ... there are subsitutes to the good ole soft tissue..

People in the past have used leaves, newspapers and if needed wash cloths that would have to be cleaned like yo did the ole baby diapers..

Don't dispair with the last strand of toilet tissue you tear:)
United States
November 6, 2007 5:14am CST
What would you do... You are in the bathroom and finishing your business there and you notice you have no toilet paper.. there is none in the whole house..What would you use on an emergency basis. I learned when I was out in Portugal there are other things that can be use.. I would look for newspaper if I had no toilet paper in the house. Of course, I would never flush that down the toilet..I don't usually flush toilet paper down either..
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@SViswan (12051)
• India
6 Nov 07
For us, it's the other way round I guess. We use water. So, toilet paper seems strange to us and I found it hard when I first went abroad where we had to use toilet paper. But if I was in a country where toilet paper is generally used and I couldn't find toilet paper, I probably would use newspaper or resort to my water method.
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• United States
6 Nov 07
Water ...what no toilet paper..That is truly something different..do you use a wash cloth?.. It is truly amazing what we learn of other cultures here on mylot.:)
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• United States
11 Nov 07
I Never heard of this way. Where do you get the water..Are you toilets built differently then ours?
@SViswan (12051)
• India
6 Nov 07
Nope..no washcloth either:) Just water and then we wash our hands with soap ( Ihope everybody does that or else I wouldn't want to shake hands with anyone who doesn't)!
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@kwenge (2487)
• Kenya
6 Nov 07
If there is no toilet paper but there are saviettes or disposable towels then I will definately run and pick some. or go outside, cut some leaves from the flowers and use them. If worse comes to worst i will use my handkerchief. am stunned that you dont flash toilet paper! where do you throw them after use? In the trash bin? Oh no.
• United States
6 Nov 07
I have this little ditty someone taught me..If it's yellow let it mellow and if it's brown flush it down..So i use this in matter of flushing..I live in a place where the pipes are old..and so are the landlords..I dont want to cause any unnecessary bills;)
• United States
12 Nov 07
I do throw them in to the bin..and usually there is no smell..I empty the basket when it's full and I do clean it as well. I am only a renter..and I don't want to ruin the pipes ..since my landlords are old.
@kwenge (2487)
• Kenya
12 Nov 07
You really have great ideas. How many people live in the same house as you? do they use the same method of disposing tissue papers as you? I have never tried that trick and I dont think my partner will allow it.
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• India
6 Nov 07
I always stock extra toilet papers....so there will no problem will come.
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• United States
6 Nov 07
That doesnt answer the question..the question is..if you did run out..what would you do..it didn't ask if you ever run out of toilet paper!
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@laurika (4532)
• United States
6 Nov 07
This just happend to us few weeks ago, when we forgot we had last one roll. we just used napkins and tissues. Also I know when we were kids and you have to go somewhere outside, there are leafs you can use.
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• United States
11 Nov 07
Yes the old outhouse stories I have read spoke of using leaves..Luckily when I had run out I had newspaper in the house..I would hate to go outside looking for leaves;)
@ailema4ever (2668)
• Finland
6 Nov 07
The good thing about Finland is that they have this little shower spray, so if there's no toilet paper in the house, first of all I'll clean myself with the shower spray and my fingers of course...then I'll wipe my bottom with my towel and wash my hands with soap. :-D
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• United States
12 Nov 07
That is really different..I am glad I am in the USA when it comes to things like that.
• United States
11 Nov 07
Wow..this sure really reveals differences between cultures..I don't think I have ever used my hands..it's just not in my upbringing, I would sooner use a washcloth and then clean that but never directly my hands.
• Finland
12 Nov 07
He he he he he...yeah, I understand that. I think people in Indo always clean up their bottom with hands. :-D
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• United States
6 Nov 07
Haha! funny discusion. i have ran out fo toilet paper before and i do not know how to drive.. so i have to wait till i can get to town to buy some.. i always make sure im stocked up on coffee filers there cheap and theres like 500 in a bag:D
• United States
6 Nov 07
I am so glad you mentioned that..I never thought of coffee filters..LOL ..but it's nice to know what to do..if you run of tp and you have no money or you can't drive. I do have lots of newspapers and they are really good..people use newspapers to clean windshields and glass so I guess it's absorbant.
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@heartonfire (4119)
• Denmark
7 Nov 07
if i find no toilet paper left in the bathroom,then i wash..i use water..then i wash my hands well with soap and swear a little haha....i might have napkins or newspapers in the house but if i got to pee before i realised there is no more toilet paper left,i cant just walk around the house like that in search for some paper so i have to use water...i dont like it much cause it immediately starts itching down there..i did have some problems before and had to take pills and ovules..so i wouldnt want to get an infection or smth again
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• United States
11 Nov 07
I think it's more difficult if you have other then liquid to dispose of:)
• United States
10 Nov 07
HAHHAH! Ohh myyy!! this has happened to me way more than once lol..I always think i have more than i usually do..lol..soo when i do run out..i first have Sky check to see if any are hidden..then i will just send him over to one of my neighbors..which are all very good friends as well..and they have always sent over some..but if the occasion ever arises that i find nothing..i would take a shower..i never have the paper so that wouldnt work..so a nice shower seems logical to me:) have a good one!
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• United States
11 Nov 07
Lucky for you you have your little guy: sky;) Glad he is so handy and your neighbors are so friendly and willing..Wouldn't it be funny..although unlikely..if they would tell little Sky to tell mommy they are out too:) Showering you would go, I suppose;)
@kgwat70 (13387)
• United States
12 Nov 07
If this happened to me, which has happened, I would use tissue paper to clean myself up. I usually have plenty of tissue paper as well as toilet paper so this has not happened very often. I do not get the newspaper so that would not be a possibility for me. I might use some junk mail laying around too to clean myself.
• United States
12 Nov 07
Junk mail..I suppose you mean the junk mail that comes to your home and not in the email..lol I am glad you keep well stocked my dear friend Ken.
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@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
6 Nov 07
In the Army we called Toilet Paper, "Mountain Money". There were times money didn't mean much, but as you're entry shows, you do know the value of toilet paper when it's really needed. I've used pages from books, leaves, an old bandana, baby wipes and even the empty tube the toilet paper comes rolled around... anything is better than using nothing at all. ;~D
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• United States
6 Nov 07
LOL..I have done various things ..but don't think the tube from the toilet paper roll would cut the mustard over here. I do know there must have been a time before toilet paper and I wonder what was their method of hygiene back then.
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• United States
11 Nov 07
That is awful..I can't believe that!
@ParaTed2k (22940)
• Sheboygan, Wisconsin
6 Nov 07
Well, it depends on where you were from. Up until the mid 1800s most people in the world just accepted the dingleberries as part of life... but then again, they accepted a bath "occasionally" as part of life too, so... ;~D
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@lucky_witch (2707)
• Philippines
12 Nov 07
I dont know if that would happen to me. because I have an attitude of bringing with me toilet paper wherever I go esp in the bathroom. For me tissue paper is something that is necessary to be inside my bag. I have a lot of stock on my house. But just in cse maybe I would use some alternative. I really dont know lols
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• United States
12 Nov 07
Usually I am fine..if it's just me..But on occasion I have friends come to visit. and one particular friend is always going to the bathroom and always seems to drain the toilet paper rolls..I sometimes suggest when she comes to visit she bring along a roll:)
@psyche49f (2502)
• Philippines
6 Nov 07
We always have facial tissues in our car, so they come handy when we run out of toilet paper...or use table napkins as a good substitute, then use soap and water of course after...I've tried it a few times, and learned my lesson. This time, I always check our stock of toilet papers never allowing again to run out of this very important er...basic commodity...he, he, he...
• United States
6 Nov 07
Yes..it is a basic commodity.. But believe it or not..you forget about it.. I know when a certain person comes over for awhile they must go through a roll theirselves, no kidding..so sometimes it can happen you run out by surprise;)
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• China
7 Nov 07
When I was a child,I lived in country, if i found no toilet paper in the toilet, Always i use leaf. and when i have no paper in the field, I can use some plant with big leaves.
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• United States
11 Nov 07
I hope you never used the poisy ivy leaf:) I know that leaves were popularly used in olden days. I guess what ever you had handy.
@ersmommy1 (12588)
• United States
6 Nov 07
This doesn't just happen at home! Restaurant bathroom stalls are notorious for this. Kleenex is good. Paper towels another. Napkins too! And then get yourself to the store buy some Charmin! lol
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• United States
6 Nov 07
Believe it or not ..I am not a Charming girl..I usually by the store brand or "angel soft" which is about a dollar for 4 rolls..after all you throw it away ..why pay so much money for something you will use but once and it's gone.. Like flushing money down the drain;)
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@Modestah (11179)
• United States
20 Nov 07
I have taken old stained up cotton t-shirts and cut them into 4" squares, these work great for wipes - so much softer than paper and a square can do the entire job! also more absorbant than paper... we ditched these squares, however if you wanted to you could wash them out. you could keep a bucket of bleach water in the bathroom to toss the squares into until you are ready to wash a load. the last time I was in Mexico I went to an establishment and used their facilities - it is common curtesy to not flush papers down the commode in Mexico as the system is too fragile to handle it. Well, apparently this place is concerned there might be offensive smells from the bin so they had the idea to use perfumed toilet paper. bad idea! bad idea that I did not pull a tissue out of my purse instead! turns out I am alergic to the perfumed paper and on sensitive tissue to boot! also, the floral scent made the other smells really sickly.
• India
7 Nov 07
girl.. u hav a complex problem.. just give it up.. us water....
• United States
20 Nov 07
I always keep a box of kleenex in the bathroom. I have had to use that a few times. I almost always have diaper wipes in the bathroom too so we usually have something to use.