How to be a legal drug dealer in the United States!

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Here is how you become a drug dealer in the United States, and not get arrested for it! Yay! Here is the common method: 1. Pick a drug, any drug. Example: Methamphetamine 2. Make up some childeren's disorder so you can get the kids geeked up. Ex: ADHD 3. Take the drug, and put some crap XR coating to make it "safe and not addictive" 4. Give the drug a new name, hiding it's real name. Example: Desoxyn. 5. Make up a convincincing story to get it approved. 6. Put it into production and bribe doctors to prescribe it to childeren. 7. And there you have it! You are making millions, while doctors are prescribing meth to calm kids down. Doesn't make much sense, does it?