Kids say the funniest things. What's your Kid funny Stories.

My 4 year old daughter keeps us laughing! We were sitting around a campfire one evening and she was sitting beside her aunt. Her aunt had a red hooded sweat shirt on and one of the strings was fraying. She said to my daughter "Oh no, what should we do about this string falling apart?" My daughter immediately got up and went to sit with her grandpa. Her aunt asked her why she left her seat beside her. My daughter replied (very seriously) "I'm not sittin' beside anyone who is falling apart". We all lost it and laughed about it for a long time. Some moments are priceless! I could probably write a book on funny things my daughter has said - like most parents.

lol thats wonderful! i have one about my 12yr old sister. she was being overly annoying with the 20 questions game and i finally got frustrated and asked her "why are you being such a pain in the as$?!" her immediate reply? "cause i was the last one born and thats the only place left!"

With my now 11 year old, I will never forget when she was potty training. We went to a store, and she had to go potty. She went into the stall next to mine. Out of nowhere you hear Mommy, are you doing # 1, or # 2. I was so lost for words, then all the sudden you hear her again getting mad because I didn't answer so she says it again. Then I heard giggles coming from the other stalls, so I said quietly but loud enough for her to hear me. She then says ok, well I went # 1. I said that's good sweetie. The toliet flushed on it's own and it freaked her out. When we both came out, a lady was washing her hands. She praised her for going by herself and said something on the lines on how the auto flush freaks her out as well. With my youngest, I can't count the funny things she has said. First time she met my husband's mom. We went to the bathroom together, my mil would ask her what her name was. At that time she would say The Baby. I guess she got tired of the game so the next time she was asked, she said I'm the baby and your the granny, ok, lol. The 2nd funny story that sticks out was when I was at a friends house. She was playing with her toy horse. My friend tried to show her how to make horse sounds and such. Well, she stopped what she was doing, looked at my friend with a very serious look to her face and said. "You do know that this horse isn't real, it's just a toy". I was like omg, she just didn't say that. She has a way of saying something funny and at the same time have a smart butt way of doing it.

So cuddly and cute. Smart kid you have there. I love reading parenting books, so funny, I don't have a kid and I am not a parent, not intending to marry. I just love reading things like what kid's think and say, they got pretty cool responses that makes adult ones wonder. They are lovely and adorable when they give answers or comments to certain situations which really makes us think twice. Right? Thanks for sharing. I love it!