Whats the most outrageous shirt/ blouse that you own?

I dont have any horrible clothes. I try to stay away from them. I do however have a funny shirt. I am a lady. The shirt says: I taught your girlfrien that thing you like! LOL LOL. Imagine all the stairs, wierd looks, and laughs I get at that!! Heres an example: I was in walmart shopping. I had on that shirt. I was in the candy isle looking for a sweet treat. There was a lady in the isle and she was trying to read my shirt. I happened to pick up a bag of milky ways and put them in my cart. She says hey they have a bigger bag of those over here for cheap...reading my shirt the whole time. I was like thats ok I only want a few. And walked away. She really wanted to know what my shirt said. I saw her at the end of the isle telling her boyfriend about it {i know she pointed at me} they laughed and went on there way. LOL.