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After a very long day of work, I guess I do need to unwind and treat myself. I do read a lot of funny stuff as my way of diversion. I wanted to share some of the things that has really made me laughed. I hope it would also entertained you as much as it has entertained me. It has been known as "the battle of sexes". WIFE VS HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "are they a relative of yours?" "yup", the wife replied, "actually, they are my in-laws". WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.. 30,000 to a man's 13,000. The wife replied, "the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men". The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "what?" CREATION A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "you should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait so long to get our coffee." The husband said, "you are in-charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and i can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "no, you should do it, and besides, it is in the the Bible that the man should brew the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she get the Bible and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several page that indeed says.. "HEBREWS" THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "please wake me up at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, wake up!"