My Favorite Mommy Joke :)
By JaLuvYa
@JaLuvYa (175)
United States
November 15, 2007 6:28pm CST
One of my friends sent this to me, it gave me a much needed laugh so I thought I'd share :)
"Mommies Are Smart"
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs on it," I told her in my best mommy voice. At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking quickly, "...all moms know this stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidenly pondering this new information.
"Oh... I get it!" she beamed. "If you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
When you are finished laughing, share this with another mommy.
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8 responses
@secretbear (19448)
• Philippines
16 Nov 07
LOL that was funny. i'll remember to pass that mommy test if i'm going to be a mother. ^__^
here's my share:
mother: son, go buy some salt.
son: i don't want to, its dark outside.
mother: don't worry, you have your guardian angel with you.
son: so send her instead! why does it have to be the two of us, its only salt.
^__^;;
@zhangvicky (258)
• China
19 Nov 07
A ha, very lovely!
You are living so happy a life. I will be a smart mother,too.
@042101042 (25)
• China
16 Nov 07
One of my friend ask her daughter,'What would yuo like, a little brother or a little sister?' the 4-years-old girl thuoght for a while and said,'Could you give me a big brother?'
It is the best thing to talk with young child.They have many unexpected ideas.
@JaLuvYa (175)
• United States
17 Nov 07
Yes, they do say the darndest things-lol. My mom always jokes about my response to the very same question. I wanted a sister or a frog- anything but a brother. That was also age 4. Of course I got a brother and 3 more brothers after him. I never got my sister from my mom or my frog-lol.
@shiningyummy (2)
• China
17 Nov 07
yes,children's idea are difference with adults.they often bring us pleasantly surprised.
So does my little son!
@aseretdd (13730)
• Philippines
16 Nov 07
You put a very wide smile in my face... this joke is both funny and cute... it also show us reality that children see the mother as someone who know all the stuff... and the daddy is there to be directed by the mommy...
Mommyies are Smart... everybody knows that...
