How to Clean a Tolite
By nontoxic
@nontoxic (1062)
United States
October 28, 2006 2:16pm CST
I like cats but I thought this is funny!!!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a"power-wash"
and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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2 responses
@KrauseHome (36447)
• United States
21 Apr 07
This is Totally mean, but since most of the time Dogs and Cats do not seem to get along, I can see where he might consider this a favor. The only problem is since the Cat was clean, when you open the Door, and they bolt outside, that would then defeat the purpose, and your Cat would no longer be Clean.