"Green Eggs And Ham"

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I live in a board and care where we have a cook. On Sundays, we have brunch. Today for brunch we had waffles, sausages, green eggs, and bananas and lemonade. No, you are not seeing things. I meant green eggs. The first time we had those, I was amazed. I never really knew there was a such thing. But, lo and behold, there were green scrambled eggs on my tray. I ate around the green, the first time, but this time, I wasn't going there. No eggs for me thank you. I will not tell you the nationality of the cook, but he does not understand that we do not eat green eggs in America. I looked it up once, I wanted to know what made them turn that color. It said something about them being refrigarated them left out, or cooked to slow or something like that. All I know is they are not suppose to be that color. Now, do you want to take a wild guess at what we're having for dinner, ham, you guessed it. Not just any ham, but the processed kind. Oh hum, nooot. I really don't like ham at all. But, I can eat Honey Baked sometime. But the stuff they give us here is just a pink, greasy, salty, mess. I'm going to Burger King, next door. I have learned to budget my money for days like these. The worst thing here is the Turkey Loaf. The last time I ate it, I threw up so violently, that I peed on myself, in my friends room. Now, I can not stand the sight or the smell of it. I can not wait to get my own apartment, so I can start cooking for myself again. I am no chef, but even I can do better than the crap they serve us here. Don't get me wrong, I thank God for feeding me in the wilderness and I hate to complain, because that will keep me here longer. But, Lord have mercy. I have been eating this stuff for 2 years and it's not getting much better.