Something funny one of the kids said today

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I watch kids in my home and today one of the boys said something funny. I was teaching them about manners today. I said what do you say when your mother asks or tells you something and they said yes and no ma'am. I said what do you say when your dad asks or tells you something and they said yes and no sir. I said what do you say when someone gives you something and they said thank you. Then I asked what do you say when you want someone to give you something. One of the little boys said Trick or Treat. I laughed and said no you say please. He said well I said trick or treat when I went trick or treating. I said yes you did but you are supposed to say please when you want something. I thought it was so cute when he said that. They are always saying funny things. What's some of the funny things your children or grandchildren have said?