Which Programming Language can I learn in 14 days and be a Guru

You are just kidding i think, you cannot be a guru of any programming language in just 14 days.. you must have to be more practical to be a guru in any programming language.

Be a guru in 14 days? You're not serious, are you? Being a guru takes a LOT of practice and experience, which translates to lot of time (and we are talking years here), and not just 14 days. What you can learn in 14 days is just the basics, and I'll say the very basics! Anyway, if you are really into programming, I suggest you start with C/C++ if you like software development. I believe this will be easy for you. Still, you will need a lot of dedication and hard work to be called a guru. Happy programming!

LOL whats the rush define guru.... to master you will alot of experianc... i wolkd recomened a 4th generation language it takes less time to develop a system becouse few commands can do what 10 pages of code used to do. i use progress it is a 4th generation language and it is also a relational database management system. and yes you would be able to developed something in less the 2 hours :-)

wtf! I think that it is very impossible to be a guru, especially in programming, within 14 days. Unless if you are a genius one. Good programming skills require years of experience. programming is not an easy course. ehe. There is no such as easy programming language.. ehe =)

You will be able to learn loads of programming tricks in 14 days if you are inclined and dedicated, but learning no language for 14 days will make a guru. My language of choice has always been C#. I suggest you to try the same. It will be a breeze if you have already programmed in c and c++.