Another Joke

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A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. "Hello,Mr.Smith,"He said,"I want thirtheen pounds of coffee at 33 cents." "Very good,"said the grocer,and he noted down the sale. "Anything else,Charlie?" "Yes.Twenty-seven pounds of sugar at 9 cents." "The losf?And what else?" "Seven and a half pounds of bacon at 9 cents." "That will be a good brand,Goon." "Five pound of tea at 90 cent;eleven and a half quarts of molasses at 8 cents a pint;two eight-pound hams at 31 cents,and five dozen jars of pickled walnuts at 34 cents a jar." The grocer made out the bill. "It's a big order,"he said."Did your mother tell you to pay forit?" "My mother,"said the boy,as he pocketed the neat and accurate bill,"has nothing to do whit this business.It is my arithmetic lesscon and I had to get it done somehow."