Stupid sayings that make me laugh

@Anni71 (25)
December 7, 2007 9:39pm CST
I constantly find it hilarious when people either make statements that are nonsense or questions that blatantly have no rational answer. For example...mums classics.. "Look at all the dirt in your ear" (Obviously this is clearly impossible) "What will happen if if I dont wake up" (What??? how the hell would I know?) "How many numbers are there?" (????what???) you get the drift... so what funny sayings have you heard lately??
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Moliliuzu
@Moliliuzu (140)
• China
8 Dec 07
ok,your funny saying make me laugh. i try to remember some funny saying to share with you. when i check my memory,i get nothing. seens i am not a good observer in my life.lol have fun:)
Anni71
@Anni71 (25)
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8 Dec 07
hey thanks for your response. now that you know, i bet you will hear loads. have a great day.
evanonut
@evanonut (30)
• United States
8 Dec 07
Mine would be when people say "I could care less." They are of course implying that they couldn't care less, but what they are actually saying is that they care if they can care less. DUH
Anni71
@Anni71 (25)
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8 Dec 07
LOL thats a good one. peace
ravibabli
@ravibabli (1557)
• India
8 Dec 07
People can say anything but we should do as in our mind so ignore them and try to best of your life.
Anni71
@Anni71 (25)
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8 Dec 07
Thank you Favibabli, that is very sensible advice. Have a nice day
jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
14 Dec 07
My father would always respond when you asked him if he would like to do something...well, I might as well. I can't dance and it's too windy to haul rocks!
lyn2008
@lyn2008 (442)
• China
17 Dec 07
en,yes,I hate that too.I've often heard that from my mother and my good friend,that is because they are care of me,I don't want complaint them.I think the people said that to you are very closed with you,right?If not I think he is not very friendly,you need more eschanging with each other.