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An elephant said to a mouse"No doubt that you're the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen." "Please say it again,"said the mouse,"I will tell it to a flea what I know." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An old soldier often told his garden about his war exploits. "Once I met a dozen enemy soldiers and took them prisoners single-handed." "It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.Why have you added so many more this time?" "You silly lad.You were younger last year and I was afraid to frighten you."