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@CRYSIS (77)
India
December 10, 2007 4:03pm CST
I shall begin.Tina my six year old sister was observing me as i was cleaning the living room.She asked "bro why do you always clean up before people come tm visit".I answered it is nice to have a clean house when company comes.she said "you want them to think that our home always looks like this?"
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• United States
10 Dec 07
One radio station prank took place on April Fool's Day. They announced that the phone company would be cleaning the dirt out of the phone lines that afternoon. They do this, it seems, by blowing air into the wires in the switching station. The problem is that the dirt comes out of the earpiece and mouthpiece of the telephone and could dirty the rugs or furniture in your house.Consequently, the phone company asks that the good citizens please get plastic bags and put them over the handsets of the telephones to protect their belongings.Stores reported a run on plastic bags, and the phone company made the radio station retract the original claim.
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@CRYSIS (77)
• India
10 Dec 07
ha ha ha! that was really a nice joke.
@CRYSIS (77)
• India
11 Dec 07
Here next Rita goes home to her husband Ray,ecstatic about a designer dress she's brt in sales."Look at this,"she says "I brt it for a ridiculous figure"."yeah i know",says Ray."Bv how much did you pay for it?"
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