When you have BAD gas and smell up your office do you claim it or blame it?

In college, I had a gassy friend in the sense that I could smell one coming from him quite often, but I never mentioned it. That is, until one day we were together, and he said, "Hit the dirt! Hot air rises!" I said, "Huh?" because I didn't know what he was talking about--but, then, I smelled that familiar smell, so I said something about, "Oh! THAT! Poor baby! So full of gas!" And he said that he was the world's largest resource of natural gas. So I told him it was kinda cute, and he said, "No, it's not cute! It stinketh!" If I'm with a gassy person, I generally don't mention it unless they show signs of wanting to get into a discussion about it! LOL

First of all I know where the bathroom is so, I would never do that on purpose. If it happens on accident I claim it and excuse myself. If it happens at home in front of my husband or children, I simply say "damn frogs" because we love joking around.