I've had a rollicking good time today.

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I have been to a christmas meal today with the old fogays i reside with and got quite joyously ineberated. i am having a corking good look throgh the topics and having a jolly good laugh at some of the statements being left. what is the funniest thing you have read on this quite extraordinary site? i am having a whopping good ride tonight! I can see old Roger 'the dodger' Harkins trying to weedle into the bloomers of Nurse Carson. She usually slips an extra sedative into the dodgers tea! dirty old bugger deserves it! Old gunner Ball has slipped of the seat and is lying like a prostrate turtle and wheezing like a pnumonia polar bear as he trys to get up. the nurses will be busy tonight. And for good measure, tell me what you have found the funniest on this wonderously chortlingly funny site?