Humble apologies fellow mylotians, i seem to have got a tad frisky last night

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i am mortally embarressed by my behavior on mylot last night. i surely did imbibe in a glass of port too many and as a consequence i started some very shoddy discussions and for that i apologise. I think the sight of a pretty young filly mixed with the Port led me to be a bit of a cad. i must get back to the dining hall as nurse Carson is going to cut the christmas cake. this is a yearly highlight of the day as old Larry 'Flash' Kettering always moves the cake to the lowest possible table so she has to bend over. dirty old bugger! Old flash was in tears last week when he discovered that his delivery of Viagra had been stolen. Police are on the lookout for two hardened criminals. must get a quick flash of Nurse Carsons bloomers! toodlepoop!