I am angry with her majesty Queen Elizabeth 2nd!

I wouldn't worry too much, as a regular guest of her garden parties I can tell you she has awful B.O. halitosis and the appealing flatulence, in fact it is so bad that last time we met, it was so bad I was reaching, it was all I could do not to vomit in front of her. Can't say much for the rest of the Royal window-lickers either all the best urban

captain-fannytastic, is that your real name or just a non de plume for joe bloggs? i think that you are perhaps really an unemployed window cleaner with a fear of heights. you need to come of your high horse or rocking horse as you are clearly allergic to reality. but you are quite funny. at first.

Hi capt. She didn't mention my name either, but we had a falling out a few months back... i'm not surprised, (....yawn) -Sir Cliff

Oh,my poor darling! Stupid old Queen!! She must be just too old, shortsighted, and badly advised to have passed you over like this. But for the sake of the rest of us, please don't stop your good works, and by all means, don't stop letting us behold your beauty! Don't punish the rest of us for the mistakes of someone who doesn't even deserve you. I would wish you a happy New Year, but how could I expect to wish you anything, you with the power of your looks, brains, and panache. If you could, please accept what small, meaningless good wishes the rest of us would like to bestow upon you. Have the blast that only you could have - I will raise a toast to you tonight - I'm sure only one of many raised in thoughts of you. And be careful - the world is jealous of beautiful things.