The epidemic of pregnancy and insecure men

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I've seen far too many ignorant, completely insecure men walking around with their pregnant girlfriends as if they've accomplished something. Pregnant girlfriends that at one time could actually have been considered attractive. Its no secret that the only reason you got her knocked up is because you were afraid of losing her to someone else because you are inadequate. And like a child that doesn't want to lose at checkers, you decided to flip the whole board over to ensure that no one else could play. Not that anyone in their right mind should desire the kind of girl who's childhood traumas caused her to conclude that fraternizing like someone like you was in her best interests. But you walk around with a certain air of arrogance that I think needs to be illuminated. I hope you're proud of yourself. Maybe you should get another tattoo to commemorate your life's greatest achievement yet. Oh and make sure its in cursive, because that's classy.