Pathetic Pick-Up Lines
By dfinster
@dfinster (3528)
United States
January 10, 2008 1:31pm CST
This morning there was a show on t.v. that was talking about how ridiculous most pick-up lines are. The ones they used were totally pathetic and completely hilarious. This got me to wondering if any of these really work. They used ones like, "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." and "Is this coat felt? Do you want it to be?" I would probably laugh someone right out of a place if they said something like that. So then I wondered, did anyone here ever fall for one of these? Have you ever used a pick-up line that worked? What was the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? All responses will be rated and funniest gets the best response honor.~D
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
11 Jan 08
I have never been one to use them; nor have I had them used on me before! But I do remember a couple that were told to me:
Here's a dollar to call your Mum to tell her you won't be home tonight!
Will God be angry when he discovers one of his angels are missing?
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@malibu_barbie_mag (250)
• United States
10 Jan 08
The absolute WORST one i've ever heard was "are your pants made out of mirrors? Cuz I can see myself in them!!"
haha who really thinks these things work!?! and how LAME must they be to actually go up to women and try to honoestly use them! lol
@candygurl24 (1880)
• Canada
10 Jan 08
At a bar this guy decided to come up to me while I was at coat check. The guy says, "Well, I usually don't chat to women in silver tops but for you I decided I had to." So at this point I said, "Ok, just get it over with.." and he says, "You must be a speeding ticket cause you've got FINE written all over you!" hahahahaha..ok. So this one kinda made me laugh, but oh man..they just keep coming out with new ones all the time!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
6 Feb 08
Well lets see I have never fallen for corny pick up line I tended to always be dating someone when I was hit on with these lines.LOL!! I have heard one from my friend after he went out drinking he came over and said that he was joking around and went over to a table of women and said Anyone want some wiener? While saying this started to unzip his pants. He walked out of there with 4 phone numbers. LOL!! it has to also be the worst pick up line I have ever heard .. I put it in the Funny but wrong category ...
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@Chevy9 (97)
• United States
10 Jan 08
One i heard on the Bob and Tom show was from Donnie Baker, it goes "Hey baby how bout a three way? you know like me, you, and some o this pork"(grabbin his junk when he said pork) haha
@PeachTree373 (86)
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10 Jan 08
I never fell for a guy because of a pick up line, but i like the corny/cute pick-up lines when you're already in a relationship. Then you know they're only doing it to make you smile.
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@blackbriar (9076)
• United States
11 Jan 08
Not sure why I'm even responding but, anyways, I don't use pick-up lines. If someone has to use one, then they need to get a life, I think. I've heard em all and when some guy shoots one my way, it would totally turn me off. Cya moron!
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@garnet80 (349)
• Australia
11 Jan 08
I don't fall for pick up lines but an old friend and I were dating for awhile years ago and he used one on me just for giggles. He's one of the last people that I would have ever thought of who would use one. Anyway we were online talking on msn because we lived so far from each other. He asked me if it hurt. Meanwhile here I am thinking gosh that sounds like a pick up line, nah he wouldn't use one. So I asked if what hurt. So he replied with did it hurt when you fell from heaven. I answered back with no it didn't hurt because I fell for you. Hahaha I got him there. It was very sweet of him to try the pick up line thing though. I've had a few lines tried on me but to tell you the truth I can't remember any of them these days except the one my good friend tried on me.
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