Some Funny Definitions about Wife!!!
By subha12
@subha12 (18441)
India
January 11, 2008 12:25am CST
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry.. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
My question is are women so bad? Are all the faults are there with women? i know men are also equally responsible if anything is bad happening in relationship.
Share your views.
3 responses
@abdulwahab468 (384)
• Pakistan
12 Jan 08
seriously, i dont agree with these. i mean it like an insult. my wife is a part of my life.
the comments may hold humorous for people who take females as a "coomodity or item" and not as wife
@aseretdd (13730)
• Philippines
12 Jan 08
Well, i think these quotes about wives are some of the reasons why a lot of men are afraid to get married...i must admit that i had my own share of nagging and demanding things from my husband but i try to compensate these attitude by doing things that i know my husband would appreciate...
The fighting and nagging are also essential to spice up the married life... and a lot of husbands have their own shortcomings too...
@4mymak (1793)
• Malaysia
11 Jan 08
a lady freind once told me...
all the 'silly things' written about wives, are because... men do not how to challenge or acknowledge the wives as 'better, smarter'... so they (the men) made up all these crazy, sometimes unkind words about wives - so that they (the men) will always 'seem to be better' than their wives.
cheer up.... you're right - men are fault also... but you wont see them writing silly jokes about themselves, would you ?
cheer up, dear.
peace!