What kinda actives your pet does to make you laugh?

I have a dog, cat and fish.The fish is harmless and nice to look at. But the dog and the cat make me laugh. My dog is a black lab/whippet mix. She is around 40 lbs. I have a long haired domestic cat. She weighs around 9 lbs. It's the funniest thing( and it happens alot) for the cat to chase the dog. Poor dog has run into walls trying to escape the cat. The cat was declawed a while ago. So that's not the fear. But it is funny to see.

I have an African Grey Parrot with an extreemly wide vocabulary. While I am trying to concentrate on something out of the blue she will start talking in as many different voices as she can to get me laughing and start playing with her. She does all her animal imitations too. She cannot sing so she will start singing off key. And her favorite, if I still ignore her, is to say: You wanna fight? I'll knock your socks off!" Only she says it like a little sissy. That always gets me. Then she says go away because by that time she is mad at me. She can say things in five different languages and know the proper usage of most of the words and sentances she says. She collects accents and different peoples manners of speach. She uses these depending on her mood. She never forgets a friend ever. She has a friend in Germany that she has known for 8 years now and still talks about him at least weekly. When he writes she gets the paper afterwards and will keep it in her cage for weeks before it finally falls apart from her holding it and messing with it. She never intentionally destroys it. I have to remove it when she is not around or she will nip me.

I have six pets 2 dogs and 4 cats, and all of them do stupid things that just make me laugh my behind off...Its funny cause they all have their own distinct personalities ya know...

my dog tries to bite through glass. his lips get curled back and its hilarious to be on the opposite side of the glass