sarsar ji :)
By maliksandeep
@maliksandeep (259)
India
October 29, 2006 11:34pm CST
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do
4 hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess
what
---To avoid side effect!!!
. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho ko
pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
4 responses
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
6 Feb 07
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate.
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
23 Dec 06
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today.......
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still.....digging for more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever,
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
