Programming humour 2: The real programmer
@RowenaTheWitch (947)
Italy
January 27, 2008 12:04pm CST
The real programmer, when in bed at night, says "sleep (0x7080)"
The real programmer doesn't use maps: if he has to travel from a city to another,he applies the Dijkstra alghoritm
The real programmer doesn't like Lord Of the Rings, coz 8 Hobbits don't make one Hobbyte
The first words of a real programmer weren't "mum" or "dad", but "Hello World!"
The real programmer has a picture in his house with this phrase "127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1"
The real Programmer declaration of love to a woman: "private Object RealProgrammer"
The real programmer knows casuality doesn't exists: it's only a pseudo-random alghoritm.
I've translated this list from an Italian one. Do you like it? How much of these sentences you can understand?
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@repzkoopz (1895)
• Philippines
28 Jan 08
hahaha.. i remember seeing one of these.. something like "a real programmer calls his wife 1001101000100101"..
"private Object RealProgrammer" eh.. maybe i could use that when i propose to my girl.. c',)
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@repzkoopz (1895)
• Philippines
29 Jan 08
it supposedly means wife.. i'm not sure though coz i'm not real good with hex and binary. c",)
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@RowenaTheWitch (947)
• Italy
27 Jan 08
It's a fantasy list, I can't think of no one who says "Hello World" as first words xD
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@wrangel15 (1443)
• Philippines
23 Feb 08
Hello there! I'm amused by the sentences above :)
I'm a programmer. At least I can explain to you some of the sentences mentioned above.
Djikstra's Algorithm is a way to determine the shortest path from a place to another.
8 bits make a byte. But Hobbits don't form Hobbytes.
The first working program when learning a new programming language is printing out the phrase "Hello World!"
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@karenkaren (205)
• Philippines
20 Apr 08
lol thats so true! :))
but i have learned the 127.0.0.1 thing and the algorithm in cisco...
anyways its cool!
and i dont learn Hello World as my first word as i started in C++ then to Java,,,
hehehe,,, i am a programmer
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@the_ruler (1442)
• Turkey
28 Jan 08
Sounds really funny :) Especially 8 hobbits = hobbyte :D
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@amitavroy (4819)
• India
28 Jan 08
Hayman thanks for the sweet jokes that you have posted at this post and I would like to tell you that it is a nice thing to post its thinks on this site that was sometimes I feel that we are making beside you much serious and corporate. This is a website where we come to enjoy and so a humour side is less good to have thanks again for the wonderful post with nice jokes keep posting
