how to decode a woman's words & gesture
By djmarion
@djmarion (4898)
Philippines
February 6, 2008 3:21am CST
I listed 6 things a woman usually say or do when there's some troubling things in her pretty head that concerns her man
Guys...Read it and memorize for you to avoid confrontation in the future.:)
1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 MINUTES - if she is getting dress, this means half an hour.
3. NOTHING - the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments starts with NOTHING usually ends with FINE.
4. GO AHEAD - this is a dare not a permission; don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH - this means she thinks you are an idiot and wonder why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING.
6. THAT'S OK - this means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
I'm pretty sure ladies will have a good laugh upon reading this post because they would realize its true.
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6 responses
@miller1978 (1101)
• United States
6 Feb 08
LOL I liked it. And I agree with all of them but one. When I get ready to go somewhere I get ready in 5 minutes or less. In my relationship it's the man that takes the longest. I'm usually sitting around waiting for about 20 minutes for him to get ready.
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@AmericanWoman (298)
• United States
23 Feb 08
Me too, I only take 5 min. And I sit around waiting for my husband to get ready, He's the one taking his time has to do everything right for himself, I preety much know what I need to do and do it even when I go to the store I get in and out but my husband has to walk around and look at everything.
@appleapple (35)
• China
6 Feb 08
really funny thing they are.
I am intereted in what you wrote, how do you know them. Did you observe and investigate?
really funny,but true to some degree.
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@ganga472007 (624)
• India
6 Feb 08
Whether all women will enjoy this is not known to me, But as a man, I enjoy this very much and I hope many will endorse me. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to study this discussion.
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