10 commandments of marrige

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1.Marriages are made in heavens.but so again,are thunder and lighting. 2.If u want spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word u say, talk in ur sleep. 3.Marriage is grand and divorce is atleast 100 grand! 4.Married life is very frustrating. in the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the women listens.in the second year,the women speaks and the man listens.in the third year,they both speaks and the neighbor listens. 5.when a man opens the door of his car for his wife, u can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife is. 6.Marriage is when a man and women become as one;the trouble starts when they try to decide to each one. 7.Before marriage a man lie awake all night thinking about something u said.After marriage,he will fall asleep before u finish. 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding,economical and a good cook.but the law allows only one wife. 9.Every women want a man who is handsome,understanding.economical and a considerate lover,but again,the law allows only one husband. 10.Man is incomplete until he marries.after that, he is finished. BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY A long married couple came upon a wishing well.the wife leaned over,made a wish and threw in a penny. the husband decided to make a wish too.but he leaned over too much,fell into the well,and drowned.The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,"it really works..