The devil owns a local greek restaurant.

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There's a small restaurant near where I work called KO'S Pizza & Sandwhiches. It's kind of hidden behind the main shoping areas amoung the staffing services & tax places. It's run by the nicest, sweetest most EVIL man ever. I say this because there's no way you can cook food this tempting & not be evil. Every time I go I order something that you shouldn't be able to eat in one sitting. When I order I always say " I'll take half of it home " . It never makes it there. I will eat myself into a food induced coma in order to finish it. To make it worse today after I had eaten a 14" stromboli the owner started bringing us samples. I'm alergic to shrimp so I can't eat very much of it yet when he brought out some popcorn shrimp I swear if there had been a bucket of them I would have dove in & probably eaten myself to death. Then there was the biscoti which my wife & I kinda argued over since neither of us had any room left but we weren't going to waste that last bite. He's EVIL I tell you... Are there any places like this where you live? Do you eat yourself into a food induced stupor when you go there?