The best Office quote

Michael: As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they has cancer. Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable. Michael: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family. Michael: Two queens on Casino Night. I'm going to drop a deuce on everybody. Jim: One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then. Man, I could go on and on.

I love the Office. especially how David Brent always puts his foot in it, and trys to come across how he thinks people will like him, and ends up looking like an idiot. ""I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow - Orientals make very good workers, for example." "There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I'll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there's nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It's like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go 'ooh, look at him, he's not able-bodied. I am, I'm prejudiced.' Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones. Just give generously to them all." hehe.