Do you know someone who kisses like a suckerfish?

I haven't yet had the experience of running into a 'suckerfish' kisser. (Granted, I haven't kissed that many people.) I did, however, have an ex who kissed like a horse... Not that I've kissed a horse, of course. :P I just mean... If you watch a horse eat an apple, how it kind of juts it's jaw around at awkward angles and just sticks it's tongue out at varying points for no apparent reason, without warning... Now -that- is an awkward experience. In response to your other questions, though, I don't know if anyone could make someone who kisses that way (or the horse way) change. It seems like kissing is a completely personal, individualized thing. Plus, I'm not sure that I could explain how to not kiss in the suckerfish way. I'm sure they aren't entirely aware of the discomfort they're causing. Beyond that, though, I don't think I could actually come out and say 'excuse me sir, but you kiss like a vacuum.' I'd just grin and suffer through, like I did with Ponyboy.

I've known guys that kiss like that and it is terrible. You end up feeling like half your face is being slobbered on and that pretty much kills the romance part. I think though that if it is a problem you should try to talk to the person without hurting their feelings and help them out...who knows it might be fun to re-teach someone how to kiss. [b]**AT PEACE WITHIN** ~~STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS~~ [/b]

Rotflmao Oh my gosh I am laughing just reading your post. The image is startling to say the least. Its been quite a while since I have kissed another human other then my husband in a romantic way. I can't say I can recall being suckerkissed however I have had many over zealous boyfriends who thought we females enjoyed having a tongue shoved so far down our throats that they could feel the inside of your lungs. Got to love the gag refex..... Great post Canadag. I missed it earlier. I have now set your notifications to on so I know when you post a new topic. I often for get to do that when I add someone new...

I had one of those once. It was... kind of pathetic. The girl turned out to be a real flake anyway so it was just as well that I wasn't missing out. There were literally like weird noises when a kiss would end from the suction. She was like 24, so you'd think she would have had enough experience to muster a decent kiss, but no luck. I suppose there are probably people who go through their entire lives without learning to be a decent kisser. A rare few are actually pretty good after their first few attempts.

Luckily, I don't have that chance of a lifetime which I don't want, LOL. However, I think you should tell it as it is and don't mind that person getting offended because he/she might repeat the same thing to others and it would be kind of embarrassing for them, without realizing it.

No and after your explanation, I feel truly blessed.