If you do not have a partner what do you do for valentines day?
By xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
February 14, 2008 5:06pm CST
I am a sad ugly kind of guy but with a good sense of humour. so i thought i would send a valentines card to my local vegatable producer.
would,nt you know it, my local farmer has sent me a trailer full of brussel sprouts if i marry his gummy 48 year old daughter!
now i realise how lucky i am with the explosion of sprouts , but should i lose my virginity to a elderly teat sucking non toothed inbreed 6 fingered novelty?
what do you think?
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6 responses
@newzealtralian (3930)
• Australia
23 Feb 08
Well, Valentines Day isn't celebrated by my partner and I as our anniversary is 3 days later! Come to think of it, I've never celebrated it. Never had boys interested in me until I was about 18, and by then, I was taking on the world and finding my way in it.
@kiiizu (1901)
• Estonia
14 Feb 08
Doesn't sound very tempting.... I hate brussel sprouts! I will be also 48 this year but I guess you're quite safe with me, the age difference is too big LOL!
I have a partner but we aren't celebrating valentines day. We never had such a tradition. It's more for kids, they are having lot of fun with it.
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
15 Feb 08
No, don't sell yourself short. Find a beautiful blind lady, so you can both be happy, hehe.
@goodsign (2287)
• Malaysia
15 Feb 08
What do I think?
Ha Ha....what a funny V-day that you had and goofing around with that farmer, farmer's sprouts and his 'cute' daughter. So, I think you better lose your virginity to that girl, next year V-day you can get more free 'brussel sprout' that will be sent by your father-in-law.....Ha! Ha! Ha!.
Nice done, xboxboy.
