Is it a sick joke or a joke of the sick?????
By kwenge
@kwenge (2487)
Kenya
February 15, 2008 6:41am CST
Hey guys, got this and thought it is good to share.
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
The medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act and he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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@mbcousins (116)
• United States
15 Feb 08
Kwenge: I see what you mean...that is difficult. I would advise her to get an attorney or something like that because I am fairly certain that her discharge is dependent on a doctors full examination. I would'nt get myself all worked up over it. It will work itself out. You sound like one of those real sensitive types. relax, talk it out with a friend. God bless you..
PEACE
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@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
15 Feb 08
LOL That was a good one I will have to remember that
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