Understanding Women?!?

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A man is walking along a California beach and is praying to God that things would start to go right in his life. In a booming voice God says to the man “What can I do to help?” Well the man says “I would love to be able to drive to Hawaii and there isn’t a bridge so I have to fly.” God says “Well that would be a big bridge and it would take a long time to construct is there any thing else you would like?” The man replies “Yes I would like to know why women are the way they are. Why do they say yes and mean no? Why do they spend hours in the bathroom? Why do they talk till they are blue and not really say anything? Why do they get mad when we do some thing they told us to do?” God thought about it for a minute and said to the man “Do you want 2 lanes or 4?”