Funny things kids say !!
By Rhamah
@Rhamah (42)
United States
6 responses
@littleone3 (2063)
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21 Feb 08
I think one of the funniest things i heard a child say was when my son was four he was watching me change my baby daugthers nappy and having never seen a little girls bits before he said to me "Mum why does her bum go all the way round" Even ten yers later this still makes me chuckle.
@Rhamah (42)
• United States
22 Feb 08
All of these stories are soooo funny !! Here is my story: I was attending church on a Sunday morning that my five year old neice was going to sing in front of the congregation. As she approached the stage with her microphone in her hand, she seemed rather nervous by such a huge audeince of people. Our pastor tried to break the ice by complimenting her and making her feel at ease. He approaced her by saying " Why Elizabeth, you have the prettiest dimples I have ever seen !!!!!" she automatically blushed and let out a huge smile. He then proceeded to ask her " Where did you got those dimples from ??" In front of the entire congregation of around three hundread people, she answered into the microphone " I am not real sure, but I think my aunt Rayma. You see, she has them all over butt !!!!!!!!!" The church was silent for about five seconds and then it was roaring in laughter !!!!!!!!! I was very embarassed !!!!!! Looking back it still makes me laugh !!!
@histechnoangel (356)
• United States
24 Feb 08
Ohh man, here I am stressing over schoolwork and I read this and I am ROFL heheheh this was cute!!! :)
@histechnoangel (356)
• United States
24 Feb 08
my friend's 2 year old girl was telling us that she has a stinky cuchie and she needs to wash it ROFL!!!!! :)
@floramwaters (1595)
• United States
21 Feb 08
I have two that come to mind my niece could not say bridge. Well one day we were driving under a one lane bridge she tells me that she does not like big B*tch she like little b*tch my husband about wrea the car turning around to lok at her I said what did you say and she repeated it and was pointing at the bridge I almost peed myself laughing so hard. The other thing is my 4 year could not say drink when he was younger he called in dink from time to time my husband wil ask me if I will fix him a dink.
@bluereddog1990 (35)
• United States
21 Feb 08
My parents have a building on their land that they designed as a train depot. the grandchildren can go out there and play in the 2 story building. so upon arriving at my grandparents my daughter ask "Nanny can we go out to "The Home Depot" to play? Can you tell where we shop alot?
@kellys3ps (3723)
• United States
24 Feb 08
My son was being naughty one day, and my husband told him "You are confused, you are not in charge." My little guy answered, "No, Daddy you're fused! I'm in charge!" We couldn't help ourselves we laughed so hard!
@ledouxs (64)
• Canada
22 Feb 08
I have a two year old daughter and we love catching her on the video camera. Anyway one day her stepdad (my fiance) was video taping her and he followed her around the house catching her every move anyway she walked into the bathroom and he followed with the cam to make sure she wasn't getting into anything she wasn't suppose to. She stood there for a moment and grabbed the door looked at him and said excuse me I have to use the bathroom. I thought it was funny
