What's the most stupid thing you've ever done while you were drunk?

Licking such things would cause hepatitis as far as I've heard from my classmates during high school when we last went and drank some heavy drinks. Better have him go and take a check up or something. As for my stupid thing that I did when I was drunk, though I was just tipsy, I guess we all were, was to have a debate with my other classmates who were inconsistent with their arguement... though I find it hard to be an arguement to begin with. I say something and every last word I would say, they would begin with that but in another different context. I know it was stupid since our debate was in english and aside from grammar faults, they were drunk altogether three of them against me. I wish someone recorded it, see how lucid I was throughout the toil of making a conversation out of drunk people. Futile, I know..

when i drink very much i can say that i don't remember and a few weeks ago i had s.x with a boy when i woke up the next mornig and i so him around me i get skared :)) he was ugly and harry i hate this man's he was very happy , but i did's know how to escape, it wase very hard because i did'nt want to tell him what i think about all problem i say i will call him somethimes but i lie i'm never drinkink that much tequila ever again

Ha ha this is hilarious and tragic at the same time! I've done many stupid things while drunk. I guess the most stupid thing was when ( I think I've made a post about this before somewhere else...) y friend and I were at a pub after uni one evening and we were dancing to karaoke (that's bad enough for a start). They handed around a tambourine and I was banging it on my thigh for ages. Later that night we went to another club and I went to the ladies room. When i pulled down my pants I saw a huge blye and purple bruise ALL OVER my thigh. I called out to my friend, she came into the stall with me standing there half naked and I said "I think I have meningococcal! Quick we've gotta go to the hospital straight away!" My friend burst into laughter and said "No you idiot! That's from the tambourine!" I really thought I had meningococcal disease and was going to die. Imagine me turning up to emergency, trashed, yelling "quck! I've got meningococcal!" Sad. FYI I couldn't walk for about a week- every movement I made killed. I couldn't work, walk or do anything. It was seriously the worst bruise I've ever seen in my life and the weird part is-I don't bruise easily. Warning to all: avoid tambourines when you're drunk!

lol...It's been years since I've been a drinker and I remember probably the last time I was drunk....I fell asleep behind the couch at a house party and woke up there the next morning. The hostess was very surprised to see me in the clothes I had on the night before at her breakfast table.

The most stupid was it was life threatening... I was so drunk and I borrowed the keys and race.and I didnt took notice of the warnings ahead... I made a huge U turn facing a big truck ahead.. and I was so nervous after what happened.. I felt like I wasnt drunk at all.

i think i was laughing like crazy and open my umbrella even there was no rain. Haha. crazy right? Dont drink too much, or you will look like abnormal person. I prefer to drink only a glass of vodka. Only that... never repeat again to be crazy...