Excuse me officer while I get the foot out of my mouth....
By bellaofchaos
@bellaofchaos (11538)
United States
February 25, 2008 1:38am CST
Below is a list of thing that you shouldn't say to a cop...
My Question to you is if you have ever been pulled over by a cop did you ever say something that you regreted?
Or did you say something like the ones below...?
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
6 responses
@MommaOfAllTrades (969)
• Canada
25 Feb 08
Cute!
My only advice is KNOW YOUR STUFF! I was pulled over for random check years ago and the police officer asked for my license and registration. At the time, I didn't know exactly which piece of paper the registration was so I gave him everything I had in my dandy little plastic holder thingy.
He literally threw it back at me and said I need to see your registration. I explained my problem and he said Ignorance is no excuse!
I got a $189 ticket for failure to produce my registration!
KNOW YOUR STUFF!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
26 Feb 08
Sometimes I think that these cops are too full of themselves and I so wish that something would happen to then with the fed and they all get cavity searches.
@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
27 Feb 08
LOL I didn't know that but merely suspected it thanks for your response and confirming my suspicions. LOL!!!
@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
26 Feb 08
That's hilarious! I already passed it on to some cops I know and they loved it! Thanks for the laugh!
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@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
26 Feb 08
Your welcome and have a nice one I'll try and keep things going!!!!
@p3halliwel2005 (3156)
• Philippines
25 Feb 08
Lol thats funny..Once I rode with my friend. We did a right turn on a turn anytime with care area a cop stopped us. We were hesitant with the cop. He was asking for her drivers license. We argued with him told him ok let me see you ID as well then he showed it and we took down his name and he got scared and let us go because his arrest was bad..One time my husband was stopped he turned to go left when it was stop...then he said I was hurrying because my wife wants to pee..lmao..I almost kicked him out of the car..lol..the cop took his license and said ok come back and we'll talk later..;P
@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
26 Feb 08
Some cops are horrible and think that they can get away with anything... I just really don't put much stock in law enforcement these days they are so corrupt...
@mummymo (23706)
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26 Feb 08
LOL I had to laugh at these! I got pulled over by 2 traffic policemen the first time I drove on my own after passing my test, they put the fear of God into me and started checking a full vehicle check. It took a full 10 minutes before I realised that my brother who was in the traffic police had set me up! I called those officers some rather choice names and the air was a bit blue and amazingly got away with it - they even laughed at me! xxx
@RigelK (45)
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25 Feb 08
I actually chewed a cop out for giving me a lecture. I told him he could give me a ticket, but that I wasn't in the mood to sit there and be lectured about my behavior, and that he didn't have the authority to do it. He was so shocked he actually didn't give me a ticket, even though I'd been 30 miles over the limit.
@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
26 Feb 08
wow I don't think that I would be able to chew out a cop for fear of jail time. LOL!!
@darkhunter35 (23)
• United States
25 Feb 08
Id be funny to watch someone say it to see what happens. Not so funny to be doing it yourself. I think you could pull off number 8 without anything going wrong. Not sure though and I dont plan on trying it.
@bellaofchaos (11538)
• United States
26 Feb 08
I don't think there would be anyway I could say it to a cop. I would end up it jail...That is just the luck I have had ...
