how many times you have been caught???(honestly)

umm...well dis is the first tym em not agreed wid u ..i maself have cheated many tymes lol D: ..but not in a way dat u r just writin everyhting n all dat or intensely high level of cheating..cheating in a way ..like copying assignments..home tasks...n all dat :D ..n u know sumthin i myself copy sumtymes ma frndz assignments but when da teacher gets to know he/she always thinks dat dis is copied by ma frndz :P..i duno whts ma image to da teachers or how dey take me :D ..but in da end we just tell dem dat who actually copied da assignment :) em very gud wid helping others in test :P ..cuz em da fastest doing test in ma university .wether i know da answers or not i just do tick tick tick ..:P ..n dats it ..sir done:D ..n den i start helping ma frndz and even male clas fellows by tellin dem ...n i think a little bit cheating is ok :)... but em bad wid cheating in xams or asking sumthin during da test D: ..em very very bad wid it :P .. my frndz call me "jet"...as em da fastest doin test in ma class ...although all of da answers r not right :P

I got a little screen,video+still camera in my eyes,which transmits images to my friend/teacher via a small satellite linked gadget in my brain...and a small radio transmission chip is fixed inside the ear n sticked with skin,it transmits voise(whatever i talk) n receive incoming voice ..so actually ..i trasnmit the video of my paper to anybuddy outside the hall,and i get the answer live in that transmission. So ...nobuddy ever chked in to my brain.nnever being caught by anyone!:P

Hmmm...You are an interesting fellow, indeed! Your "jet" term amused me!:-) Well, I am not as talented as you are in these things as I am a simple person. But, I'll tell you sister, you can do it yourself, you don't need to depend on others. I believe that GOD has given ample capabilities to everyone. So, we don't need other's help in passing test or scoring good. I did not do it and was actually late in written exam for job, which was conducted in all major Engineering Universities of Pakistan, still I topped the written exam. I was second in interview assessment. Then for scholarship competition, I came on 17th position among 12500 engineers, doctors and social scientists. All that was without cheating. If I can pass and score high without it, I certainly believe that you can do that too or maybe better than me, who knows!?:-)