Ohhhhhh You Are So Naughty!
By Brian
@wolfie34 (26771)
United Kingdom
February 27, 2008 4:23pm CST
With Easter on the horizon I thought it might be nice to combine a naughty story with an eggstraordinary story (sorry couldn't resist) about wolfie when he was a wee lad! (many many years ago)
I hated our next door neighbour (no not my 88 year old lady who's lovely) the other side, she was a witch, I hated her, whenever I was out in the garden she'd be there, watching me, she gave me the creeps and she hated my father. But she would always give me Christmas presents.
Anyhow I don't know why I did it probably because I had been given sooo many eggs, but she called me over to the fence and handed me another easter egg. Well I didn't want it, so I said NO! but she wanted to give it to me, so I grudgingly took it
Anyhow when I knew she wasn't looking I took it with me and went behind the shed in the garden and I smashed that egg against the shed and smashed it, it felt good and then I left it there.
Anyhow mum could see I was looking rather guilty and then asked me what I had been up to,
'Nothing' I said, but my face always did and always will give me away.
Mum finally got the truth out of me and she was very cross with me for what I had done I was sent straight to my room as my lesson
That neighbour never gave me another egg again, I wonder why! I really hated her
So did you do anything really really naughty as a child?
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10 responses
@mummymo (23706)
•
27 Feb 08
Oh you naughty boy Wolfie! lol My kids would never waste chocolate like that!
I never did anything naughty EVER, honest. I have always been a litte angel! Honest! Well at least that is what I tell my kids and they are taught not to believe what my older brother and sisters tell them to the contrary - they were just jealous! xxx
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@AICIRT81 (847)
• United States
27 Feb 08
I was about 6, my brother was 3 and my sister was a year and a half. I cut my sisters hair and really did a number on it. I took all the clipping and put them in those plastic easter eggs and hid them all over the house. Mom saw my sisters hair and wanted to know who had done it. I blamed it on my brother and he got into trouble for it. Well as mom started cleaning she kept began to find all the eggs with hair clippings. OH was I in trouble! Mom knew that I was the guilty one and not only did i get in trouble for cutting my sisters hair, i got into trouble for lying about and hiding the hair in the plastic eggs. For the following month, mom kept finding these plastic eggs all over the house... behing the couch, in the cabinets, in the dresser, behind the washer... and everytime she found another she got mad all over again.
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@mssnow (9484)
• United States
28 Feb 08
Hi Wolfie, I am a princess because i was spoiled rotten as a child. I did many bad things and always got away with it because i looked so innocent lol. Once i took my brothers piggy bank which was full of change and i pried it open with a knife (it was plastic) I took some change out and then threw the piggy bank out my window. They found the piggy bank but didnt say a word to me. I used to take change out of my moms purse and throw it out in the street, because i thought the tooth would find it and give me more money. lol I smashed my cousins hand because he was trying to get his toy truck away from me. (I was smashing it with a hammer). He put his hand down to grab the truck and I slammed the hammer down on it. We all took a nap after that lol. Yup I was spoiled. Bad princess lol I'm an angel now though. See my halo?? :P:P xxxx
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@charms88 (7538)
• Philippines
2 Mar 08
Lol, I can't resist your discussion. I guess my decision to hop back to mylot is very timely since Easter is just around the corner. "grin"
Believe it or not, I was a very good girl. Always prim and proper and never do any sort of naughty things. During my growing up period, my life was focus on dancing. I started getting naughty when I entered University.
Instead of attending class, our group will skipped classes and sneaked in to watch a movie, played billiards or bowling or simply hanged around our hideout. My father was too busy with his work that he never caught me, lol!
@williamjisir (22819)
• China
28 Feb 08
Hello dear wolfie. I have not been as naughty as dear wolfie ever since I was a kid. I could understand why no more eggs were given to little wolfie ever since the smashing of the egg discovered by the neighbour. hehe. Oh, how could wolfie be so naughty? lol. But that is very normal to have naughty kids with naughty behaviour. lol.
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@kbourgerie (8780)
• United States
28 Feb 08
I think the question would be better asked, were you ever good as a child? LOL. I remember one time, I spilled some lotion on the bedspread in my bedroom. Instead of wiping it up, I continued to pour more across the bed, down the stairs, across the sofa, through the kitchen, across the diningroom table, you get the picture. Then when I was done with that, I did the same thing with coffee, and then when I was finished with that I did the same thing with orange juice and then when I finished with that I did the same thing with spaghetti noodles and when I finished with that...........right up to about 20 or 30 items. Well I told my four sisters in no uncertain terms not to tell on me or there would be heck to pay. I said if anyone asks (as if they wouldn't) tell them Roberta did it. Roberta is my middle sister. Sure enough when my mother woke up and stepped across the kitchen floor for her first cup of coffee she just about slid into the opposite wall. You could have heard her coming up those steps to our bedroom from the neighboring country and when she asked "Who did it", all my sisters pointed to Roberta. That poor girl had to sit in bed all day long with a can of ajax in her hand. I never admitted that I was the one until well into my 20's. When I was good, I wasn't very good and when I was naughty, I took home the medal.
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
27 Feb 08
I was a good child, Wolfie. I saved all my bad stuff for adulthood. Now, I'm lucky not to get damned for my multitude of sins. I may BE damned, Wolfie, but I'm damned happy, honey! I'm smiling even as we speak.
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@princepopo (2)
• India
28 Feb 08
if u dont remember too much any how
then dont be try for this u will have to succeed
