Did you ever get fired?

When I was 16, I got a job doing telemarketing. It was my first job and I was excited. Well, we basically got people to pay for a trip to (insert tourist filled city here)to see a timeshare. I tried really hard, but never could sell people on the idea. My supervisor called me back and fired me. I wasn't sad though. So I asked if I could just hang around til my mom came back to get me. The district manager, who I think had a crush on me, asked why I wasn't on phones. I told him what happened, and he hired me back not 10 minutes after. Two months later though, I got "laid off" with about 15 other people. Never once felt bad about it. My last job, I worked scooping ice cream, at this hellish place, with a hellish boss. I hated her, but I just wanted to work and get a little extra cash before going on vacay. Went, came back and quit a week later. She was driving me crazy and the job was more stressful than it should have been, so I quit just before she fired me.