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Ok a kindy class was doing a lesson on manners, with the 3 little pigs. So the teacher started tellign the story. The 3 little pigs needed soem straw to build there house so they went to the farmer to ask him if they could please have some. The teacher asked the students, What do you think the farmers reaction would be? One of the kdis responded, I think the farmer would say WTF a talking pig!

Here isanother jok, Car Painting: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Funny joke Hopecastle,Then one more here. School Play: A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been. "Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play", says the boy. "Really? and what do you play?" asks the father. "I play a man who has been married for twenty years". "That's nice son", says the father, "you do a good work and one day the'll give you a speaking role". Thanks

These two polish guys rent a boat go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caugh that day, so one says to the other - We'll have to come back here tomorrow ! The other asks - But how will we remember where this spot it? The first guy takes a spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat and says - We'll just look for this X tomorrow. The other guy says - You idiot ! How do you know we'll get the same boat? or this one A English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The Engelish guy turns on the turn signal and asks - Is it working? to which the Polish guy responds - Yes ! it's working ... No ! it is not working ... Yes ! it's working ... No it is not working ....