didn't win the lottery this morning...but what if I did?

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I am the organizer of my company's lotto club. I love to collect everyone's cash during the week and then head out to get the tickets. People come to me to get their dollars and I have another person manning the other building to make sure everyone is covered. I checked the numbers this morning and, no surprise our group only won minor prizes ($3). I have many people at work who would love to take their share of the big prize and pay things off or just leave work altogether (even the big boss is in on it!). When we do win, what would be the best way of telling my coworkers we are about to split up say $300 million dollars (among 30 people)? What would be the best way to tell them because of them we are all millionairs? At work? Through a phone chain? Just not show up for a couple days and have them 'figure it out'? What do you think?